the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget

every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

just swallowed another parking lot marble. someday it might be candy. i’ll stay optimistic

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

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the investigator

the way 'nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside of it' has saved me so many hours of being insane with my thought patterns

why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot

allow yourself multidimensionality, you are not one emotion, one trait, one story. you’re a million experiences and a million pieces

If you’re serious about change, you have to go thru uncomfortable situations & stop trying to dodge the process. It’s the only way to grow.

ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: MOST EVIL.
DMV: HOSTILE?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: MOST EVIL.
DMV: HOSTILE?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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my life as the henchmen for some kid with a skin condition

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